I think it’s time for some hot apple cider and World of Warcraft.

-nodnodnod-

• Me: There's reindeer on the roof or some shit.
• Ian: Sweetheart, I think it's the wrong season for reindeer.
• Me: Well there's something up there!
• Ian: It's probably a raccoon.
• Me: (After my grandpa comes in) Grandpa, there's re-- -breaks down into uncontrollable fit of laughter-
• Grandpa: What?
• Me: -still laughing-
• Grandpa: What's wrong?
• Me: N-nothing. There's... There's reindeer on the roof!
• Grandpa: Reindeer... -goes outside to check the roof, then comes back in- It's probably just a raccoon.